Things Kids Say vol. 3

Gage, showing me some toy car parts..."Look, Mom! Comes with everything you see here. Haha! I sound like TV."

Addie gives Gage a cookies and cream Hershey's kiss. He responds, "Yuuuuuum! This is the best one of my life!"

Passing a red tractor while driving. Gage: "Look, it's Tractor Mac!" Me: "Hi Tractor Mac!" Gage: "Um, Mom. I think you forgot he is not real."

Asking Addie what she wants to do on her summer break. "Can we have a movie night with just me, you, and Dad?" *thinks for a minute* "Well, I guess if Finn is awake... I'll allow it."

Gage, saying a bunch "potty" words (peepee, poopoo, etc) at the dinner table. Cam asks him not to  because those are bathroom words, and I tell him potty talk belongs in the bathroom. So Gage thinks for a minute and replies, "Well can I talk about kitchen stuff since we're in the kitchen?"

Gage, grins up at me shyly, "Mom? Can I pwobly just follow you wherever you go?"

Gage strategically placing Cheerios on the floor in front of the couch. "I need to leave 'em der because dat little bug went under the couch and he needs somethin' to munch on when he comes out."

Gage lovingly cradling a doll. Me: "What's your baby's name?" Gage: "Bingo head chancey."

Addie: "Papa always squeezes us!" Gage: "Yeah! He thinks there's lemon juice in us!"

Addie's homework had a finish the sentence, "If I were rich I would..." She finishes it with, "buy a lot of Tic Tacs (spelled tick tacks)." So glad she has lofty goals.

Things Kids Say

G: Daddy, what are you eating?
C: Stir fry
G: Oh I don't like stir fry
C: Why not? It's good.
G: It makes me grumpy.


Showing Gage an art print we got for Addie's room that says, "When I grow up I want to be a Jedi", he says,  "Well when I grow up I want to be a bad guy!"


Addie, showing me a bag of stuff: "Mom! Look at all our spy gear! Well, and a few toys...you know...for breaks."


Gage, standing up to pee: "Haha! Look at my penis! It's like a fire hose!"


While putting a bandaid on Addie's foot! Gage says, "Give me an owie too!"


A: Mom. We seriously have a black hole in this house. Your smartcover is missing, the green eyeball toy, the dice!
Me: Oh no! What if it sucks us in?
A: Then I guess we will find all the stuff! Wait. You're kidding, right?


Gage hits Addie with a toy car to which I respond, "NO thank you! What do you tell your sister?" G: "You're welcome!"


Gage trying to feed baby brother in my belly a raisin... Me: Do you remember how the baby gets his food in there?" G: "Yes, like this, chomp chomp chomp!"