G: Daddy, what are you eating?
C: Stir fry
G: Oh I don't like stir fry
C: Why not? It's good.
G: It makes me grumpy.
Showing Gage an art print we got for Addie's room that says, "When I grow up I want to be a Jedi", he says, "Well when I grow up I want to be a bad guy!"
Addie, showing me a bag of stuff: "Mom! Look at all our spy gear! Well, and a few toys...you know...for breaks."
Gage, standing up to pee: "Haha! Look at my penis! It's like a fire hose!"
While putting a bandaid on Addie's foot! Gage says, "Give me an owie too!"
A: Mom. We seriously have a black hole in this house. Your smartcover is missing, the green eyeball toy, the dice!
Me: Oh no! What if it sucks us in?
A: Then I guess we will find all the stuff! Wait. You're kidding, right?
Gage hits Addie with a toy car to which I respond, "NO thank you! What do you tell your sister?" G: "You're welcome!"
Gage trying to feed baby brother in my belly a raisin... Me: Do you remember how the baby gets his food in there?" G: "Yes, like this, chomp chomp chomp!"
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