Gage, playing Mario Bros., squishes two goombas at once. Me: Whoa! Nice job! Him: Yeah, that's the best thing about me. That I can squish two guys at once.
Gage: I don't want to go to bed, it's just so boring when I sleep.
Gage, after building a campsite for his tonka trucks: It's good I'm using my 'maginations, right?
Finn covered in food, Addie says: He looks just like me in a picture when I was a baby. So, we have an interdisciplinary relationship. Me: That's a big word, do you know what it means? Addie: Nah, I just saw it on something at school.
Gage lying in fetal position on the floor says: Mom, you be Optimus Prime and give me energon cubes. *thinks* I need 10 of them.
Gage: Papa is really smart because he has a big belly. It looks like a big blueberry!
Kids playing Nerf guns, Gage: Mom! Look at these big Nerd guns!
Addie inquiring why they were sleeping at Grammy and Papa's. Me: We just want a night to ourselves. A: Oh, you want the tv and dessert bowl all to yourselves?
Gage: You always need to make sure you say your prayers at church! (He then proceeds to sing the words "Lord, Jesus Christ!" to a little tune of his own design.)
